1 00:00:02,333 --> 00:00:03,875 Trev: ♪ la la la la la ♪ 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:05,083 ♪ la la la la... ♪ 3 00:00:05,083 --> 00:00:06,625 Do you guys think I'm repressed? 4 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,875 I don't know. 5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,250 I haven't slept With you yet. 6 00:00:11,917 --> 00:00:13,292 Have you ever had Sex in public? 7 00:00:13,292 --> 00:00:14,500 No. Megan: no. 8 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,292 Have you ever tried The back door? 9 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:17,333 No. No! 10 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:18,875 Amy: I have. 11 00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:21,000 What? I experimented With guys in college. 12 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,667 Wait. Pre-jason college Or post-jason college? 13 00:00:24,667 --> 00:00:27,042 We tried once, but His sphincter was 14 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:29,625 Too tight, So we had to stop. 15 00:00:29,625 --> 00:00:31,708 Amy: oh, I have one. 16 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,458 Do you like kissing Girls? 17 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:35,000 Don't know. I haven't tried it. 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:35,958 I have. 19 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,750 Me, too. Bartender: Me, too. 20 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:38,625 Megan! 21 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,333 He looked like Justin bieber. 22 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,417 I mean, she looked Like justin bieber. 23 00:00:43,417 --> 00:00:44,333 You, too? 24 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,167 Yeah. College. New year's eve. 25 00:00:47,167 --> 00:00:49,333 Oh! Halloween. 26 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:51,292 A couple times. 27 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:52,083 Oh, my god. I am the "No" girl. 28 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:54,417 I haven't tried anything. 29 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:56,292 There's a rule for that. 30 00:00:56,292 --> 00:00:58,625 Rule number 76-- Try everything once, 31 00:00:58,625 --> 00:00:59,958 Except monogamy. 32 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,250 Wait a minute. First of All, why do you have that? 33 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:02,458 I borrowed it? 34 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:05,917 Second of all, every Person who's contributed 35 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,208 To that book is now in A monogamous relationship. 36 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,333 Clearly, that rule is Bullshit. 37 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,833 Guess we'll have To write a new one. 38 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:16,208 How about rule Number 76-- 39 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:16,750 Try everything Once, 40 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:19,125 Except herpes. 41 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:21,833 Amy: rule number 76-- You don't know you're 42 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,625 A lesbian until you've Tried it. 43 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,833 I have. I'm not. 44 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:27,208 [megan chuckles] 45 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:30,042 Rule number 76-- Whatever the question is, 46 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,833 There are only two answers-- 47 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:34,375 Yes and fuck yes! 48 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:38,292 Amy: ok. Put your money Where your mouth is. 49 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:39,417 Kiss me. 50 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:41,167 Yes. 51 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:42,708 Both: fuck yes. 52 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,625 Charlie: oh, no. 53 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:48,792 Hey, what's The matter, sam? 54 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,625 Run out of guys to Make out with? Heh heh! 55 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:53,292 Charlie... 56 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:54,833 This is An adult establishment. 57 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:55,458 And you do not belong Here. Go home. 58 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:57,333 But-- 59 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,958 Now or I'm Calling mom. 60 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,083 Yes. 61 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,667 Fuck! 62 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:11,333 So how was that For you? Great. 63 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,167 Not gay. 64 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,583 Ok. I did something for you. 65 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,292 And now you guys are gonna Do something for me. 66 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:17,875 I need wing women. 67 00:02:17,875 --> 00:02:21,042 Who's coming with me to my First girl bar in chicago? 68 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,250 We are! We are! 69 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:23,833 Shots. 70 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:24,667 Yeah! Ow! Yes! 71 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:28,083 Whoo! Whoo! 72 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,250 Kristin diable: ♪ listen close ♪ 73 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:41,458 ♪ it's time that I impart ♪ 74 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:43,167 ♪ these words of wisdom ♪ 75 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,625 ♪ on how flirting is an art ♪ 76 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:48,500 ♪ you'll never, ever lose ♪ 77 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:52,083 ♪ just follow my rules ♪ 78 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:57,042 ♪ you'll have Any man you choose ♪ 79 00:02:57,042 --> 00:03:00,125 ♪ when you follow the rules ♪ 80 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:05,500 ♪ just follow the rules ♪ 81 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,792 Beth sherburn: ♪ hey, yeah, h-hey ♪ 82 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,667 ♪ hey, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 83 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:18,792 ♪ hey, yeah, h-hey ♪ 84 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:19,958 ♪ hey, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 85 00:03:19,958 --> 00:03:21,708 ♪ we only look at you ♪ 86 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:23,667 ♪ if you got That attitude... ♪ 87 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:25,000 Ahh! Girls. 88 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,833 Wow. Gives New meaning 89 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,292 To pussy galore. 90 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,167 Where do we begin? 91 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,542 Well, you've got Your butches 92 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:34,250 Over there In the corner. 93 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,500 You got your Hipster lesbians 94 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,958 Over there by the bar. 95 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:39,167 And-- 96 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,083 Your lipstick ones. 97 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,333 Where are you going? 98 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,667 Amy: let's just say Nothing feels as good 99 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:50,125 As a new shade Of lipstick. 100 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,958 Sherburn: ♪ come on, Put your stamp on it ♪ 101 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:53,417 ♪ hey, yeah, yeah... ♪ 102 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:55,500 I feel like we've been To home depot 103 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,208 Almost every night This week 104 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,250 To get more supplies 105 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,667 For our woodworking Projects 106 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:00,708 And we haven't seen Any of you there. 107 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,708 You girls are Straight, aren't you? 108 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:05,083 Yes. What? 109 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:05,667 I thought we were Saying "Yes" 110 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,167 To everything. 111 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,167 Huh. 112 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:15,708 Megan: So if I were gay, 113 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,083 Would I be Your type? 114 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:20,333 You're cute, but no. 115 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:23,875 So what is Your type? 116 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,125 Her. 117 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,625 If I could just Detach his penis 118 00:04:27,625 --> 00:04:29,000 And keep it in my purse To make sure 119 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,792 He only uses it with me, 120 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,458 I think I'd be truly happy. 121 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:37,375 I never leave home Without it. 122 00:04:38,792 --> 00:04:40,875 So where did you live Before nepal? 123 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:43,792 Well, before that, I was in moscow. 124 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:48,292 And before that, I was Living with my ex-ex 125 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:50,500 In costa rica. 126 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,458 And before that, I was In portland, maine. 127 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:54,958 So you're a runner 128 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:56,500 Or you just move Around a lot? 129 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,708 You ask a lot of Questions, don't you? 130 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,500 When I meet someone I'm attracted to, 131 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,292 I like to find out What kind of girl 132 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:04,375 She is as soon As possible. 133 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,958 And what kind of Girl are you? 134 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,125 I'm the kind of girl Who's not afraid 135 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:11,333 To go after What she wants. 136 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,375 In dreams: ♪ it's all right ♪ 137 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,542 ♪ if you decide You want to stay ♪ 138 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:17,083 ♪ it doesn't matter ♪ 139 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:20,500 ♪ 'cause I know I'm Gonna get my way... ♪ 140 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,625 Don't go away. 141 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:25,792 I'll be right back. 142 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,083 Oh. Vodka/soda, please. 143 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,833 Oh, vodka/soda, please. 144 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,708 I'm taking off. Ok. 145 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:37,083 When does the last Train run? 146 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,667 3:00, I think. 147 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,083 [excited yelp] 148 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:45,500 Ok. Bye. 149 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,083 Jenna: so was your Second lesbian kiss 150 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:50,375 As good as your first? 151 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:52,083 Fuck yes. 152 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:00,667 Whoa. 153 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:03,042 Down, girl. 154 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,875 [chuckles] 155 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:14,500 Ok. So what exactly Did you have in mind? 156 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,542 How about a little Strip truth or dare, 157 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,917 Emphasis on truth. 158 00:06:20,917 --> 00:06:22,750 [chuckles softly] 159 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:26,667 Ok. Truth. 160 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,333 First girl you had A crush on. 161 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:32,083 April o'neil, 162 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,417 "Teenage mutant ninja Turtles." 163 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,833 Hmm. 164 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:40,750 Standfast: ♪ before Everything turns to sand ♪ 165 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,375 ♪ stop ♪ 166 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:48,375 ♪ this is where We both get off... ♪ 167 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,292 Ok. My turn. 168 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:54,250 Truth or dare? 169 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,917 Truth. 170 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:57,708 Standfast: ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 171 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,292 ♪ oh oh ♪ 172 00:06:59,292 --> 00:07:01,125 Why did you pick me Up at that bar? 173 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:03,500 Brains, 174 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,583 Eyes, lips. 175 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,250 Standfast: ♪ well, Beneath and beyond ♪ 176 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:10,667 ♪ you don't know What you have... ♪ 177 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,125 Cheater. 178 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,333 ♪ till it's gone ♪ 179 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,875 ♪ in between ♪ 180 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:19,708 ♪ and behind ♪ 181 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:24,083 ♪ well, the signs have Been there all the time ♪ 182 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:25,750 Truth... 183 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,500 [kiss] 184 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,500 Or... 185 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,667 Truth--I mean dare. Dare, dare, dare. 186 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:34,625 I mean dare. 187 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:38,500 Standfast: ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 188 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,875 ♪ oh oh ♪ 189 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,083 I dare you... 190 00:07:44,083 --> 00:07:45,292 To stay. 191 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:52,167 Standfast: ♪ turn down the lights ♪ 192 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:56,167 ♪ I don't want to see Scars... ♪ 193 00:07:56,167 --> 00:08:00,250 Amy: oh, my god. This is cruel. 194 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:04,083 I'm only gonna say It one more time-- 195 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,333 Biggest fear? 196 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,333 I told you. 197 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:13,708 My biggest fear Is flying. 198 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:16,417 Oh, bullshit. 199 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:22,792 Ah--boats. 200 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:25,083 I can't stand boats. 201 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:28,417 I hate--I hate lakes. 202 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:29,917 Really? 203 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:35,042 Standfast: ♪ now this is Where we both get off ♪ 204 00:08:35,042 --> 00:08:39,500 ♪ the only time we've come Undone ♪ 205 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:43,958 ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh... ♪ 206 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,708 Oh, my god. Ok. 207 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,833 ♪ stop ♪ 208 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,542 ♪ this is Where we both get off ♪ 209 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,833 Man: ♪ get off ♪ 210 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:58,083 ♪ the only time we've come Undone ♪ 211 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:02,875 ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ 212 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,083 ♪ yeah ♪ 213 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,417 ♪ this is Where we... ♪ 214 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,292 ♪ stop ♪ ♪ ooh... ♪ 215 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:14,250 ♪ see, this is Where we both get off ♪ 216 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:19,083 ♪ the only time we've come Undone ♪ 217 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,292 ♪ oh oh... ♪ 218 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:22,458 Sleep. 219 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,875 Sleep? 220 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,875 I'm afraid of sleep. 221 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,083 [chuckles] 222 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:37,250 I feel like if I sleep, 223 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:40,208 I'm going to miss My life. 224 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,292 [chuckles] What? 225 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:58,083 ♪ yeah ♪ 226 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,125 Oh. Did I mention That sleep is 227 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:04,125 Always optional At my place? 228 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,167 ♪ ...We both get off ♪ 229 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:10,250 ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 230 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:16,250 ♪ oh oh oh ♪ 231 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,250 ♪ stop ♪ 232 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:25,792 ♪ see, this is Where we both get off ♪ 233 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:30,708 ♪ the only time we've come Undone ♪ 234 00:10:30,708 --> 00:10:33,875 ♪ oh oh oh... ♪ 235 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,458 Your turn. 236 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,375 [sea gulls calling, Ship horn blows] 237 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,875 Sleeping over On the first night. 238 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,292 I thought you were 239 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,375 A love 'em and leave 'em kind of gal. 240 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,333 Are you ever going To let me live it down 241 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,958 That I snuck out of Your dorm room 242 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,750 In the middle of the night The first time we hooked up? 243 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,667 It's not so much That you snuck out 244 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,083 In the middle of The night. 245 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,500 It's you did it 10 minutes after we 246 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,583 First had sex. 247 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:16,375 I didn't want to Disturb your sleep. 248 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:17,792 I was still awake. 249 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,292 I'm sorry. It's ok. 250 00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,917 It prepared me For a lifetime 251 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,375 Of women leaving Me abruptly. 252 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:28,083 Are--jason, you are ok? 253 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,250 Yeah. 254 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,292 No. Maybe. 255 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,000 I'll get over it. 256 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,958 Do you want to talk About it? 257 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:39,458 Love to, but I'm late for work. 258 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:43,917 All right. Well, come into The bootleg after, ok? 259 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,250 Ok. 260 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,708 [inhales deeply] 261 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,833 [exhales] 262 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,292 [telephones ringing] 263 00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,250 [indistinct chatter] 264 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:13,083 Did devon get fired? 265 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:16,000 You see someone getting Fired, princess. 266 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,542 I see someone getting Promoted. That's me. 267 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,208 Wait. Why would it Be you? 268 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,917 I've been here Longer than you. 269 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,625 Because I'm not So unprofessional 270 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:24,875 As to bring my brother To work every day. 271 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,000 That was one time. 272 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,875 Then what's he Doing here now? 273 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:28,875 [knock knock] 274 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,958 What up? 275 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:31,875 Hey, sis. 276 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,875 I thought you might Want this. 277 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,958 Thanks. 278 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,250 Charlie: you're welcome. 279 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,125 Ooh. 280 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,083 Who's this? 281 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:43,583 This is The new intern. 282 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,500 Charlie: uh, yes. Can I Get you a coffee, tea, beer? 283 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,292 I got a whole bunch In my backpack 284 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:50,417 If you want one. 285 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:51,500 Ha ha. He's Just kidding. 286 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,708 I like a sense of Humor in an intern. 287 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:54,875 Hey, sam, can I see You in my office 288 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,125 For a sec? 289 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,458 Yes! 290 00:12:59,292 --> 00:13:00,167 I just want to Ask your opinion 291 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,750 On what shirt And tie combo 292 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,167 To wear for the Launch tonight. 293 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,292 [speaking indistinctly] 294 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:10,333 Dude, your sister-- So uptight. 295 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,333 It's even worse now 296 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,708 That no one's giving her The deep dick. 297 00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,833 Earmuffs. 298 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,917 What are you doing? 299 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,250 Oh, sorry. Uh, sam Makes me do that 300 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,792 Anytime she talks About sex 301 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:21,625 In front of me or Anytime anyone else 302 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,500 Talks about her Having sex 303 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,875 In front of me. 304 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,500 Do you always do 305 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,208 What women tell you They want you to do? 306 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,792 Yes. 307 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,625 All right. Rule one-- 308 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,625 Women don't have a clue What they really want. 309 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,833 Rule two--it's your job to Tell them what they want. 310 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,167 Rule 3--what they want... 311 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,750 Is you. 312 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,542 Yeah. 313 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,000 Yeah. There it Is. Easy, eh? 314 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,250 All right. Looks good. Here's your change, man. 315 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,708 I'll see you at your Table in a second. 316 00:13:56,708 --> 00:14:00,708 Hey. Awesome! Hi. 317 00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,333 Hi. You. 318 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,292 [chuckles weakly] 319 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,375 What are we hungry For today? 320 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,708 [sam and man exhale] 321 00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:11,333 What's, uh--what Are you thinking? 322 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,208 I'll have the... 323 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,583 You know what I'm thinking? 324 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,500 Hmm... 325 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,292 Maybe the daily Special. 326 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,125 Yeah. 327 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,333 Yeah! 328 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,500 I think I'll do that. 329 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,875 Ok. Good. We're gonna do that. 330 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:24,875 Oh, make it two. 331 00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,250 Oh! Two. Then...Ok. 332 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,167 Jenna, what are you Doing here? 333 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,625 I take pilates Down the street. 334 00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:30,917 Oh, my gosh! 335 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,792 Yeah. Oh, my Gosh. All right. 336 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,083 Jenna, I'm gonna Give that to you. 337 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,417 And you can take Care of our Friend here. 338 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,417 Jenna: all right. 339 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,458 Now, scooch. All right. Boom. Ok. 340 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,458 You have no idea. 341 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,375 Roman britain: ♪ we just Won't be the prize ♪ 342 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:47,042 ♪ as you slice and dice Those tv eyes ♪ 343 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:50,292 ♪ we're in control Of what we see ♪ 344 00:14:50,292 --> 00:14:52,750 ♪ we won't come, We won't go ♪ 345 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,417 ♪ we don't do anything we Don't really want to... ♪ 346 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,500 Do you think I'm repressed? 347 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,417 Why do you keep Asking everyone that? 348 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,833 Just something I Heard the other night 349 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,083 During sex. 350 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,333 Oh, my god. That's awful. 351 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,208 It wasn't so much awful, But it was weird. 352 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,500 But, you know, It got me thinking. 353 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,250 Am I? Have I been? 354 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,833 I don't know, jenna. 355 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,000 Nothing makes sense Anymore. 356 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,958 You know, when I need A little clarity... 357 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,500 I just go do this thing, 358 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,250 And I know exactly What I want. 359 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,875 I'm going tonight. You should come with me. 360 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,208 What is it? 361 00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,875 A colonic. 362 00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:27,042 Oh. No, thanks. 363 00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:28,125 I thought you were supposed To say yes to everything. 364 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:32,500 Yeah. But I Already said yes 365 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,292 To having drinks With amy tonight. 366 00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:34,917 So I can't. 367 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:38,125 Hmm, look at you! 368 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,375 You don't think she Thinks it a date, 369 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,500 Do you? 370 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500 Yeah. Probably. 371 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,667 Amy: so I ran out Of there... 372 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,917 Sam: no! 373 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,333 Like a woman Who steals sex. 374 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,083 Ha ha! 375 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,583 Charlie. 376 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,500 What are you Doing here? 377 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,208 Sam, hey... 378 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,833 Uh, I'm just meeting Some people. 379 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,292 Oh. Really? Like, What people? 380 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,750 Oh. Like a girl. 381 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,583 Just, like, some people. It's not a big deal, ok? 382 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,042 Ok. I'll just Wait with you. 383 00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:10,708 Seriously? Well, come on. 384 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,542 I want to see the girl That you're meeting. 385 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,167 I'm not Here to meet a girl. 386 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,625 I'm here to meet girls! 387 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,208 Ok? Oh. 388 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,875 Oh, no. 389 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,333 You cannot find A rebound at a bar, 390 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,083 Especially not This bar. 391 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,333 These are chicago Girls, charlie. 392 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,083 They will tear you Apart and probably 393 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,917 Give you chlamydia In the process. 394 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,458 You are still getting Over a breakup. 395 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,125 This is--you're not Ready yet. 396 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,500 What, I'm not ready Or you're not ready? 397 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,625 Ok. I'm calling a time-out. 398 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:37,333 This overprotective Sister thing is 399 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,875 Getting embarrassing. 400 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:40,458 You, come. 401 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,125 With lions: ♪ get your hands up ♪ 402 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,542 ♪ get your hands up... ♪ 403 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,208 Charlie? 404 00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,708 Hey. Jason. Man. Hey. What's up? 405 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,417 How are you? 406 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,125 I'm good. How are you? 407 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,083 Good. Yeah. What's going on? 408 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,125 Not much. I see you've Discovered bootleg. 409 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,125 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 410 00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,917 You out for a night On the prowl? 411 00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,333 Ha ha! Yes, I am. 412 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,958 Seriously? I thought You had a girlfriend. 413 00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:15,333 Had one. And she Broke up with me. 414 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:20,167 Oh. I know the feeling. 415 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,167 You want a beer... 416 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,167 Did you want a drink? 417 00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,333 Because I was Gonna get something. 418 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,417 No. No. No. I'm gonna Get something here. 419 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:27,833 Yeah. No, no. Let's get something. 420 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,625 Ok. Hey. 421 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,417 Jason: we'll have two. Two, tyler. Thank you. 422 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,875 Nice. This is Good, man. 423 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:32,875 This is Good seeing you. 424 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:34,292 Ok. One for... 425 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:36,375 Seriously? This Every time now? 426 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,542 I know. I know. I know. 427 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:38,875 I'm being Overprotective. 428 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,458 I'm sorry. 429 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,625 I just am really Stressed out right now. 430 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,333 [future screens' "Sidewalk chalk" playing] 431 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,792 Ok. I didn't think I'd Have to do this with you, 432 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,125 But apparently you Really need it. 433 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,792 Just promise me You understand 434 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:54,083 That I'm not Coming on to you. 435 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,708 Oh, I promise. Wow. 436 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,208 Oh, yeah. I know. Miracle bra. 437 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,125 I'm working for tips. 438 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,625 What are we doing? 439 00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:12,250 Oh. I'm sorry. All I know is that this is 440 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,500 What worked for me when I Was trying to find myself. 441 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,708 Oh. What? 442 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,667 Touch my boob. What? 443 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,667 Sam, just do it. 444 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,500 Yes. I mean... 445 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,833 Fuck yes. 446 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,250 ♪ deep down we're the same ♪ 447 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:34,083 ♪ 'cause you wanna win And I wanna win again ♪ 448 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:38,083 ♪ can I win again... ♪ 449 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,417 Why are we Doing this? 450 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,083 Oh, it's women's Intuition. 451 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,583 If you can't access Your own, you have 452 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,667 To get close to someone Else's mother board. 453 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,458 Ohh... 454 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,875 I don't think I'm Getting anything. 455 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:54,292 Ok. Close your eyes. 456 00:18:54,292 --> 00:18:55,708 [both inhale deeply] 457 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:58,417 Feel my breath. 458 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,167 [exhales] 459 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,167 [exhales] 460 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,292 Clear your mind... 461 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,792 And tell me 462 00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,125 What's your real "Fuck yes." 463 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,458 ♪ deep down we're the same ♪ 464 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:15,083 ♪ 'cause you wanna win And I wanna win... ♪ 465 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,625 Thank you. 466 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,667 [toilet flushes] 467 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,875 [sighs] 468 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,458 Excuse me. Sam? 469 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,833 Future screens: ♪ deep down we're the same ♪ 470 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:24,875 ♪ 'cause you wanna win... ♪ 471 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,875 Oh. Hi, jason. 472 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,083 Hi. 473 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,667 [chuckles softly] 474 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500 This is a little Awkward. 475 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,417 How have you been? 476 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:42,417 Oh, I've been, um... You know. 477 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,833 Yeah. Me, too. 478 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,958 [chuckles softly] 479 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,625 I hope that you don't mind I've been hanging out 480 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,708 With amy. 481 00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,417 Oh, no. Not at all. 482 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,875 She's a great girl. 483 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,875 Yeah. 484 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,167 All of my exes are. 485 00:19:57,167 --> 00:20:00,125 Future screens: ♪ 'cause I wanna win again ♪ 486 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,875 ♪ can I win... ♪ 487 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,833 I bumped Into charlie. 488 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,083 And immediately I felt... 489 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,208 Jason: it looks like 490 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:08,500 He's taking a page From the rule book. 491 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,125 Yeah. Not mine. 492 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,292 I should go. Of course. 493 00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:20,667 It was--it was--it was Great, uh, to see you. 494 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,875 Yeah. Great. 495 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,250 Future screens: ♪ no one told me ♪ 496 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,000 ♪ how to put the pieces Back together ♪ 497 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,333 ♪ deep down we're the same ♪ 498 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,417 ♪ 'cause you wanna win And I wanna win... ♪ 499 00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:44,042 As--as a trio With the three of us. 500 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,167 You know--yeah. Yeah. You Know, that that's something 501 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,083 That you'd perhaps Be interested in. 502 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,083 Like, I don't think you Deny that there's 503 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,292 Something going on Here, right? 504 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,458 Looks like you can Use a stiff one. 505 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,792 I'll take 3. 506 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,500 Mm. You have the tolerance Of a fifth grader. 507 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,250 I'll give you 1 1/2. 508 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,083 Do you feel it? 509 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,917 'cause I definitely feel it. I'm feeling it right now. 510 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,250 [new text received chime] 511 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,417 Icebird: ♪ I got beans... ♪ 512 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,708 Charlie: now, I know you Said you didn't want 513 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,333 To take me home with you Tonight, 514 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,625 But you really want to. 515 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,333 Trust me. 516 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,125 Icebird: ♪ is some Strong advice ♪ 517 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,125 ♪ then again ♪ 518 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:48,500 ♪ I like to be comfortable ♪ 519 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,667 ♪ give me the key To that 5-3-oh ♪ 520 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,625 ♪ that's right ♪ 521 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:02,083 Megan? 522 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,292 Hey. No. Wait. Wait. Wait. Where are you going? 523 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:04,625 Get back here. 524 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,958 What are you do-- Get over here. 525 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:09,583 [scoffs] Seriously? 526 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:13,292 Icebird: ♪ can't put you Aside, not just yet... ♪ 527 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,708 Wow. Nice outfit. 528 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,875 You meeting a drug dealer 529 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,667 Or did sam just send you Here to spy on me? 530 00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:21,375 Yes. 531 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:23,417 That's just great. 532 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:24,458 Well, you can tell her I'm totally striking out 533 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:27,000 If that'll make her Feel any better. 534 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,542 I'm sorry, charlie. 535 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,125 I don't get it. I'm following the rules. 536 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,375 No matter what the girls Say they want, 537 00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,375 I tell them what they Really want is me. 538 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,292 It's just not working. 539 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:38,333 I know What you mean. 540 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,917 I follow the rules To the letter, 541 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,042 And they never seem to Work for me either. 542 00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:45,417 I don't know why you Think you need the rules. 543 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:48,125 You're cute. You're smart. You're funny, 544 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,333 And you actually Listen. 545 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:53,125 And nobody really listens Anymore, you know? 546 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:58,042 Also, the freckles In your left eye 547 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,292 Form the shape Of a heart. 548 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:04,292 No one's ever Noticed that before. 549 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:09,083 Icebird: ♪ ...Drowning in light ♪ 550 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:14,875 ♪ I need to love you ♪ 551 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:18,833 ♪ drowning in light ♪ 552 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,125 ♪ tonight... ♪ 553 00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,375 Please take me back To your place tonight. 554 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,208 Oh, I--we--we Couldn't-- 555 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:27,083 What you're saying is no, 556 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:31,042 But what you Want to say is yes. 557 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,500 ♪ I just can't put You aside... ♪ 558 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,292 [chuckles] 559 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,500 Yes. 560 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,458 [keys jangling] 561 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:44,875 I can't get it open. 562 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:45,917 That's ok. It's ok. 563 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:49,083 We'll go to sam's place. 564 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:52,458 [chuckles] 565 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:53,625 Wait. I--I can't Do my friend's brother 566 00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,000 On her couch. 567 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,500 Then let's do it On her bed. 568 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,375 Oh. I--I don't think That's a good idea. 569 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:03,500 You think that's A great idea. 570 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:04,500 Samantha darnell: ♪ ...Free ♪ 571 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,292 ♪ thought that You were clever ♪ 572 00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:08,125 ♪ with your master Disguise ♪ 573 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:09,208 ♪ painted pretty colors ♪ 574 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:11,833 ♪ then you blackened My eyes ♪ 575 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,500 ♪ everything you could Find, you took ♪ 576 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,958 ♪ robbed me blind... ♪ 577 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,250 Do you want me to go Down on you first? 578 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:16,667 No. It's ok. 579 00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:18,875 Too bad. 580 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,667 Ohh! Ok. 581 00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:24,500 Ohh! Oh! 582 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,542 Oh, oh, can-- 583 00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,833 Can you move a Little to the left? 584 00:24:29,833 --> 00:24:33,500 Oh, that's it. Perfect. 585 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,417 [moaning] 586 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:37,042 ♪ it's your turn to be The one ♪ 587 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:39,333 ♪ to crash and burn ♪ 588 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:41,167 ♪ say anything ♪ 589 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:44,208 ♪ but don't say That you love me ♪ 590 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:46,875 ♪ don't say you love me ♪ 591 00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,000 ♪ that you love me ♪ 592 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,792 ♪ that you love me ♪ 593 00:24:50,792 --> 00:24:53,042 ♪ don't say sorry... ♪ 594 00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:54,250 Wait a minute. 595 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,250 What? Wait a minute. 596 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:56,333 Hang on. 597 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,917 I can't do this. 598 00:24:58,917 --> 00:25:00,542 Uh... 599 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,042 Here. Oh. 600 00:25:04,042 --> 00:25:05,542 So much better. Ok. 601 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:07,083 Got it. Lots better. 602 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:07,500 All right. Fix it. 603 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,500 Ok. Ok. 604 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,208 Ok. Whoo! 605 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:13,833 Um... 606 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,250 Ok. 607 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:18,083 Ohh! Oh! 608 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:18,917 [moaning] 609 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:22,083 Darnell: ♪ say anything ♪ 610 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:23,333 [chuckles] 611 00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:25,292 Darnell: ♪ but don't say That you love me ♪ 612 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:28,125 ♪ no, no, threw me away ♪ 613 00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:32,292 ♪ then you say That you want me ♪ 614 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:34,000 ♪ whoa, oh oh ♪ 615 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,292 ♪ save your breath 'cause It's your turn ♪ 616 00:25:36,292 --> 00:25:39,792 ♪ to be the one To crash and burn... ♪ 617 00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,875 Is this good for you? 618 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,875 Yes. Ohh... 619 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,250 'cause I could do Something differently 620 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:47,833 If you wanted me to. 621 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,708 No. No! Uh! 622 00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,708 I mean...Yes. 623 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:55,917 [both moaning] 624 00:25:55,917 --> 00:26:00,458 ♪ when I never had Yours from the start... ♪ 625 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,417 Yes. Ohh! 626 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:03,417 Yes. 627 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,583 Ohh...Oh! 628 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,208 Fuck yes! 629 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:10,000 Darnell: ♪ that you love me ♪ 630 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,292 ♪ that you love me ♪ 631 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:15,458 [both chuckle] 632 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,667 [chuckles] 633 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:24,833 Sam's gonna be so mad. Ha ha! 634 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,292 I don't even care. 635 00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:28,667 [knock on door] 636 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,250 [flame hissing inside] 637 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,500 Foe: ♪ I watched my lover Love another ♪ 638 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,458 ♪ on the cold... ♪ 639 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:36,292 Sam... 640 00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:38,542 What are you Doing here? 641 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:39,917 Hey. 642 00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:42,125 The other night was weird. 643 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:43,542 And I don't even really Know why I'm here, 644 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:45,333 But I was doing this thing Where I close my eyes. 645 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,083 And for some reason, You popped into my head, 646 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:51,875 Which makes no sense. I know. 647 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,125 And I can totally say That to you now 648 00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:55,792 Because I'm moving to This place of openness 649 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,375 And listening to myself. 650 00:26:57,375 --> 00:27:00,042 And I have this urge... 651 00:27:00,042 --> 00:27:02,875 ♪ she's coming... ♪ 652 00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:05,458 But it looks like You had an urge, too, 653 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,833 And you're right in The middle of indulging it. 654 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:12,375 I'll see you in class. 655 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,875 But, sam-- 656 00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:14,292 Come on. Wait. 657 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,458 Charlie? 658 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,458 Charlie? 659 00:27:41,042 --> 00:27:42,750 Ben: baby, wait. 660 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,042 Are you fucking Kidding me?! 661 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,125 I can explain. 662 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,250 In my own fucking bed! 663 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,875 I know--I know What it looks like, 664 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,875 But I swear-- Get out! 665 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,000 Will you just let me-- 666 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,083 Jenna: it's over. 667 00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,292 Just calm down For a moment... 668 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,292 Jenna: get out! 669 00:27:54,292 --> 00:27:55,708 We could have A cup of tea. 670 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,875 And just maybe-- No? Ok. Not a cup of tea. 671 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,167 Out now! 672 00:27:58,167 --> 00:27:59,750 Charlie? 673 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,625 [siren in distance] 674 00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,542 [moaning] 675 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,292 [moaning] 676 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:42,875 [new text received chime] 677 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,833 What? Ow. 678 00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:47,917 Look, sweetheart, I know you're upset, 679 00:28:47,917 --> 00:28:49,708 But you're not gonna Leave me out here 680 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:50,958 With no clothes on. 681 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:52,167 Fuck yes! 682 00:28:56,792 --> 00:28:59,458 Ben: good evening. 683 00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:33,333 Sam: next on "The girl's Guide to depravity"... 684 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:33,917 I need you to go out With dean 685 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:35,667 Wednesday night. 686 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:37,292 I loathe him. 687 00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,833 Sam: this is How we take him down. 688 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,167 Drinks wednesday? 689 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:42,583 I've known you for A very long time. 690 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:43,375 And you're not Gonna be able 691 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,208 To resist this all Night. 692 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,625 Sam: what makes you Think you 693 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:47,417 Can screw around With my brother? 694 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:49,000 He's just A little kid! 695 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,917 There's nothing Little about... 696 00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:51,667 Stop! What Part of "Stop" 697 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:53,125 Did you not Understand? 698 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,708 The "Stop" part? 699 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:55,375 Go to your room. 700 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,417 Ok. [sam screams] 701 00:29:57,417 --> 00:29:58,083 Charlie: ooh. Oh! Jen--sorry. 702 00:29:58,083 --> 00:29:59,083 If I can just--ugh.